I was just emailed to inform me I have been accepted into my postgrad Sexology studies. To say I am excited is the understatement of the century. So if you ever wanted to buy pics/vids or book some time with me now is the time. I need to fund trips to Perth, accomodation and my first textbook is a measly $200.
Seriously guys! There are so many things that make girls swipe left so fast your head will spin! Here is a list of things that will make me instantainiously swipe LEFT! This also counts for all other dating sites.
Pictures that make me say no:
You holding a gun
You with a doped out animal in Bali etc
Holding a dead animal
Only group photos
Or just one photo
Flippin the bird at the camera (what, are you 12 gangsta?)
Endless gym selfies (yes you work out, is that ALL you do?)
You wearing sunnies in all pics (I want to see your bloody eyes!)
Super close ups of your head
Photos of your car
Pics of you with hoards of woman (coz you're totes a lady killer, explains why you're on tinder)
You out drinking in every one
6 shirtless mirror selfies
And for me.... If you're wearing the wrong footy colours.
Then we get to your bio. Write SOMETHING! Show that you have even the slightest smidge of personality. Try and aim for more than 5 words and SPELLCHECK!
do men prefer? The demure and sensual or overtly sexual? I am interested in hearing your different opinions and do you prefer one over the other for a relationship vs purely physical encounter. Do you think that an overtly sexual person can possess the same softer qualities as the sensual woman and visa versa? Can people be both?
It seems that with my sickness, a symptom has been that my libido is gone. I masturbated for the first time this year today. It was all because of Rocket who I blogged about a little while ago. We got talking today and before I knew it a couple of hours had passed. We spoke about a few different topics but mostly we spoke about sex. It was so nice, he had some interesting insights. It was nice to have a conversation that had substance as well as the blatant flirting and innuendos. He spoke about how many men don't listen to women which is why so many women are left unsatisfied. I agreed and also mentioned that many men lack the ability to read a woman's body, which in my opinion is key. I am not someone who will bark orders however I let my body do the talking. The arch of the back, pushing back begging for more, the moans. Men really need to pay attention to those. I think Rocket is in tune with the more subtle aspects of pleasure. We also agreed that good sex is 90% mental. Oh how I love to have my mind stimulated, like I did today. I got home, my underwear flew off and I needed to cum as soon as humanly possible. Boys that is what it's like to get a woman all hot and bothered. Dick pics, one liners. They just don't cut it. Seducd us!